OMG!!!

this is probably your first reaction when you see this post
i dunno why i am here but i guess i am rather confuse.

WHO! - everyone?
WHAT! everything?
WHERE! school!!!
WHEN! everytime?
WHY! undisclosed on the net
HOW! BY THOSE @*(#&*(@&#( PEOPLE!!!

i really need someone to hold me back
before i am no longer that jiasui you know

saturday was sad...
saturday night was even more sad...
the story told was heart breaking...

the suppose gathering turn out wasn't that bad...
though only 3 were there...

ben lai bu xiang shuo chu lai de...
dan shi bu zhi wei he you shuo le...
maybe i was worried for her...
afraid that her story will be written like mine...
afraid that her heart will be hurt like mine...

but still i did not regret...
it was afterall a beautiful past... =D

bie wen wo fa sheng shen me shi...
bie wen wo ta shi shui...
YING WEI... i won't tell you...



omg... i finally moved my lazy bum to find my hw..
and
#$%^&*(#$%^&*(%^&*()
that's how i felt...
is not just 1 or 2
not 3 or 4
but 1234567893456789456789345678 much hw...
wth... how to finish... slack somemore... sure mati...

so i am going to blog a little a day... so as to keep the
lazyness away...

oh yah i want to take this chance to declare my love for someone...

JOLEEN LIM ZU WEN..
爱老虎油!!! ^smile^

RAH RAH PAPAYA...
i realise that's my favourite phrase...
so congratulate me for reaching the fiftieth post...
how the hell you spell that?? oh 50TH...
gonna post on some random stuff... cos joleen miss my post...
hahaz...

last night~
i went into kor kor's room... and he showed me this present
he bought... he bought two... and i meddle with one of it....
it's a pig with a crown and some ballet skirt thingy...
kor : cute hor? i got this for my ballet friend....
me: aiyo why like that??
me* found some thread on the pig and pull*
kor* snatch it over and pull*
me*snatch it back*: wah lao the whole skirt thread!!
kor: omg... take scissors and cut!!!
kor cut one thread ...
*the whole skirt fall off*
me *laugh*
kor tried to pull off the skirt
*pig's head fall off*
me *laugh harder*
he got so angry he pack everything and stuff it into a plastic bag
and blame me for what the pig had become...
kor : bu kui shi minitoon de huo...
me : no wonder lah... minitoon one mah...
me* take out the pig and play somemore*
me* found a thread stuck to the crown*
me*try to pull it*
*crown shake*
kor*take lighter and burn the pig*
me: wah lao you think roast pig arh...
*the thread gone... the glue melt... the crown shakes even more
*kor damn pissed off*
kor: waste my money... fucking four dollar roast pig... all your fault
lah pull pull pull...

in the end the pig got too severely injured...



so today... joseph went out with michael... charlie... frankie... lester
and ShAW!!! so it was a happy day...
met charlie... late again... YAY!!
we sit at this two seater seat and saw that glass panel is oily...
i thought is on the other side and i touched it... wah kao...
who the hell the face ten years never wash...
wah die... cannot remember what happened...
it's ok... but i like joseph... ^^


dinner time!!!
so i went out for dinner with family...
papa and mama kinda quarrel... then mama went to
buy hamster food... i refuse to go with her...
she scold me naughty... boo...
so when they quarrel... i suffer...
mummy pass me tissue... i use... daddy took out his...
and said that his got smell... i gave him back... he said use lah...
no choice i take another tissue... daddy still dun want to take back...
he said use finish them... i passed it to granny... na li zhi dao inside
still got 2 pieces... she pass it to me again... !!! who the hell need
3 tissue paper to clean your mouth...
so i took the tissue and force it on mama's mouth... as in i help
her wipe her mouth...
hai man bai chi de...

DONE!!!!!

ARH!!!!!!!! chalet is over!!! i want another one though...
it's like when is the last time you squeeze yourself to sleep
with your dearest friend...
when is the last time you feed your friend satay...
the last time you share your food...
you nag you complain you gossip...
BUT... that's not the important point... what that is
memorable is...
YOU DID ALL THE ABOVE WITH...
YOUR FRIEND!!! *loved**loved**more loved*

20th december 2006
so i think i was too excited??? i couldn't sleep or something
i woke up at 10 am when i slept at 2 am... only 8 hours ok...
so i had plenty of time to settle my stuff... and even play
audition... so i reached jieling's house the bus stop... just
in time to meet huiting... you see... the way jieling describe
how to go to her house is so chim... something like go up go
down turn left turn right... too hard le... yi mian wo bei bangla
catch... i met huiting =)...
jieling's house is fun... jieling look so cute... lol... the ah gong is
like so scary... we were looking at her QUAN JIA Fu... without
knowing that her ah gong zai pang bian sui jiao... xia si ren...
her kitchen got this tile... dropping out i think... i suspect she
hid her family treasure there *hint* green tile... before we go...
huiting and me run around the house to take pictures of jieling's
photo... so cute i tell you... SO WE WALK THIS DAMN LONG
ROAD... to the 21 bus stop...
we board the bus and threw all the da bao xiao bao onto the
seats... i start to comment on joleen's kawaii hair... which to
her is the wawahair... and we got free milo...
credit to JOLEEN LIM ZU WEN... we kind of miss milo
since the kiamsiap school dun wanna sell... bOOO...
we reached... zaiwang was early... as usual... our miss LEONG,
late queen... was LATE... we were bad enough to dump our stuff
to pua zai...
we walk in and some super sua ku people hid behind the van
and scare us... arh so scary... so they did some administration
stuff at the counter... while the others steal the pamphlets to
shan feng... lol we shan till nua nua already still put back...
AND WE OPEN OUR CHALET ROOM!!! Uo4... it sounded like
UFo though...
we played daidee... and joleen taught us the frog frog tiao xia
shui game... so we decided to go escape first... and huilang li
wo men er qu... booo...
WE QUEUE DAMN LONG AT THE PEPSI... nal li zhi dao it
had to rain... lei gong and lei po quarreling... boo... so we were
stranded at the queuing area... until we persuade this uncle
to use the ultra mama umbrella to shelter us into the game
area... and we were so bad... we use our leg to splash water
onto his pants... and he said that his pants will spoil... siao...
oh we played qingwa and the yo yo game and 5 10 15...
so fs go and queue for the popcorn... and fs ate 2 jelly pop...
me and huiting go play games... arh... i win a donkey!!!!! and
a ... erm... what isit called... ARH!! the professor of the
POWERPUFF GIRLS train... winning the donkey is sibei lao
kui... it's like if i dun win then i can go bang the wall... cos i
play with an ahma.. OMG... AN ahma... ok ok... show some
respect... so i win ahma... and it's like 2 people fight for one
toy... call me a bully... so they fail to queue for pepsi again...
cause it rain again... dunno what the lei gong and lei po
are quarreling about... childish... so went into haunted
house!!! it's super funny.... joleen... was afraid... so she
changed place with fs... who i think is more timd... lol...
jl left to pick up bbq stuff... i got my donkey as a charm...
this time round we dun bother to hear the story on the
screen... so there was this nightslayer standing there...
actually hai man pa ren... cos i was afriad he will move...
so i use my donkey to hit his lousy weapon... and from
there onwards... i dunno what the crap is happening... all
i know was... i took the donkey to hit everything i see... and
i shouted... GAN NING LAO BU GAN NING YANG... and
joleen dunno shout what CHAO ZhI BAI ARH CHAO ZHI
BAI... and fs super loud laughter... and the three of us laugh
our way through... i think we used up all our vulgarities...
and we WIN!!! we conquer the fear... lol... so we went
back to chalet...
so ended up we did not bbq on the first night... and we went
to escape again at night... and the door person remembered
my donkey... ahahz... and we rush to queue and play... fs
so poor thing... he became the smelliest person... poor
zaiwang... so his odour piao everywhere... until we buay
tahan... it's ok... we still love you... so we played the turn
turn thing... what isit called... the one nearest to the
entrance... it was not at all exciting... i was playing with
my hand... and all of us sang qian li zhi wai... lol... pepsi
is stupid... it kept roatating... so it kept shouting
wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf... and i was trying to let them notice
where we are sitting... hai dao chuan was nice... i am not
scared of it liao... i was like fighting with the people sitting
at the back... they keep boxing me... ROAR... but we didn't
manage to sit on rainbow... times up le... so back to chalet
again...
we played daidee i think... and i cannot really remember
what happened.... it was games and more games....

21th december 2006
and we all bathe... i miss my organics shampoo... i like
joleen's charcoal... i dun like the dispenser... lol... so
we kind of gathered at the corridor of our room... we had
daidee and soon mahjong... so the winner had to get out...
so i stayed in the game cause i never win... boo...
soon we went out to exercise... we hao bu rong yi walk all
the way to the spiderweb area ok... so we wanted to dig out
the candle we burried one year ago on joleen's birthday...
25th october 2005... BUT!!!! something horrible happened...
one year ago... i kidnapped joleen... and we stand near there...
a high class restaurant... with yellowish spotlight shining on
every pathway... the ang mohs drinking red wine... the
ambience so sweet... the frog croaking... and THAT DAY!!!
it was a totally different place ok... it turned into a kampong
hut... joleen bh and fs went to check whether it is the place...
and me... being stupid... stood outside the hut... it turned so
spooky ok... i even looked inside the hut... it look exactly like
a kampong kitchen... so rundown... the place is dark... i cannot
see clearly... but the whole wall is gone??? this is strange...
and the toilets were creepy... it's like a fire had just burnt
down the whole place... or a tsunami strike it... or a tornado...
so everyone started to scare themselve and run off... nice huh
it's ok... i will choose to remember the once beautiful place...
so we walked all the way back again...
the girls squeeze to sleep in a weird position... our legs in the
cabinet... and the head knocking onto the bed side... i was
being inconsiderate... lol cos i put down my leg and curl
myself... so jl did the same.. and the others got no space...
and it is damn hot... bad place...so they went to eat breakfast
while some of us stayed behind to play bridge... its like so jian...
bridge is about acting... so you need to act to deceive those
who are not your partner into thinking that they are your
partner... nice nice... hahaz.... so when the others are back...
it is our turn to go buy food... on the way there... we saw this
group of girls... riding the two seater bike... it's either they
cannot balance or they cannot ride... they ride even slower
than us... the fact that we are walking... or maybe is just
what that girl said... her xie zi stupid... so next time dun
wear stupid de xie zi go ride bicycle ok... and we walk
from one end to the other end and go back to cheers to
buy myojo maggi mee... arh... nice...lol...
OMG I THINK I GOT THE TIME MIXED UP!!!
SO I DUNNO WHETHER WHAT I TYPED HAPPENED
IN THE MORNING OR AFTERNOON!!!
ok whatever... but we had bbq at night... and i think
this year bbq is so nice... i fell asleep when they are
bbqing... you see... me and joleen were so bored... we played
this lame game on weiting's phone... and we fell asleep...
so when we woke up... the bbq already started...
so all i did was to eat... YUMMY... we took lotsa photos...
and i like to get into other people's photo... yay... and we
went to find huiling and steal her back... yay... and more
photos!!! after sending jaslyn out... we went back to play
zhong ji mi ma... to clear those food... wah the guys clear
alot... so my punishment was to drink water only... lol...

and by then it was too late to go meet weiting they all...
cos i need to take around 45 minutes to walk to spiderweb
there... so i smsed her... and wth... i realised it the next
day that the sms was not send out... and i was feeling
really bad... so i would like to take this chance to
apologise to all of you... I AM SORRY!!!

oh so we played the yo yo game... the qing wa game...
omg everyone plays... nice nice... the circle is like so
big...

22th december 2006
YAY BATHING TIME... (dirty huiling) we taught fs
how to play bridge... and we were damn bad to him...
lol... cos everyone purposely dun want to be his
partner...
you can get how we sleep on joleen's blog... it is badly
drawn... as you can see... she draw me without a head...
and robert and qy stuck together... i slept in the cabinet
wt and jl sleep on the single bed... bh sit sleep again...
joleen ht kent fs jerven and jovian sleep on the double
bed... they sleep in balls... qy and robert sleep on the
floor... samir and amirul sleep together...
i think qy master the gymnasism nua nua gong...
cos he can sleep in all position... the body can be in snake
position... roll up... curve... and when kent remove qy's
pillow... he can still sleep... and when they shift his legs...
he doesn't notice... and when they hao bu rong yi straighten
his legs... he curl up again... heng he woke up by himself
later... then jovian starts to comment... he was facing the
mirror... which is kinda eerie... so he turned... and realise
the lamp is above him... which would fall anytime...
i think he watch too much final destination...
and when we woke up... it's time to go... we had breakfast
at burger king... i should have gotten the kids meal...
the toy is so cute... so it's home sweet home time!!!!!!!

i slept for 22 hours and it is not enough.. boo...
2r2'o5 MAMAMIA!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
currently watching a new show called jian dao shi tou bu
which means scissors stone paper???
anyway... sam wang shao wei and qiao en acted
in the show... pretty nice...

ok so this is a new way to scold a person whom you think is
irritating... (to scold girls)
yi ge nu ren... ru guo xiong wei mei da guo E de hua
jiu bu hui shuo zhi ji xiong wei da...

ru guo yao wei mei you di yu 24 cun de hua
jiu bu yao shuo zhi ji you yao...

ru guo jiao de chang du mei you gao guo yu 120 cm
jiu bu yao huan xiang zhi ji tui zhen de hen chang

ru guo ni mei you zhi xi zhao guo jing zi
jiu bu yao dao chu gao shu bie ren zhi ji you duo piao liang

last bu not least you end off with...

jiang hua qian qing ji dei shua ya
ying wei shi fen yi han di
ni you yan zhong de KOU CHOU!!!

if you think its not enough...

ru guo zhe shi shang zhi sheng liang ge ren de hua...
wo ye bu hui xuan zhe ni...

ru guo bu xing zhi shen xia ni yi ge de hua...
na wo ye hui hen bu xing di xuan zhe zi sha...

lol thats what wang shao wei said to a girl who claim that
she's very pretty...

lessons were boring... daidee is fun :)

OK!!!! i have xia ding jue xin to board 293... cos they have
very interesting bus driver... i met one today... so funny ok...
he starts to say this to everyone who board the bus...

XIE XIE!!
DA JIA HAO!!!
HUI JIA CHI BAO BAO!!!
BAO NI CHANG SHEN BU LAO!!!

though abit siao but i like... i remember taking his bus
the previous time... but it was in a different rendition...

i was almost late... so i push the meeting time back
and i was early to meet weiting to buy the badges and ended
up not having enough money to pay...*auntie starts to nag*

oh people likes to wear blue.. cos we thought we are stupid
in guides polo and jeans...

we went to junction eight to buy some stuff... got pasamalam??
what ever you spell that... so we got approach by this uncle
who trick us into eating some dried fish thingy... ewww
i threw them on the floor... *smelly* he said something like
from korea... WOW... after eating... i bet he lied...

we bought drinks there too... she wanted barley and it turned
out to be lemon barley... i wanted fruit punch and it turned
out to be with lemon too... i really want to punch that person

we walk around the fourth storey like more than 5 times...
went into each and every shop... got into comic connection
she started looking for goong thingy... she said must have
perseverance... so i said orh... when i found a SUPER BIG
pile of cards... i said... do you still have perseverance...
*starts laughing*

we went into popular... i yawn too loudly i guess... never cover
the mouth somemore... we start laughing and run off... she
even hit an uncle with the plastic bag and that uncle thought
got people touch him...

on the way to mrt station... she said she lost my mp3...
then i was like oh you lost your mp3... later she told me
she pian wo de... so i said expected... and i showed her
the expecting reaction of her losing her mp3... i think
i did it too over reacting... she got shocked and shouted
WHAT WHAT!! and the couple directly behind us got
shock too... LOL...

on the mrt we were laughing and laughing... people
started looking at us... she did something like a Z shape
on my face... so my mouth move in that ending direction
in the end i started practising moving my mouth in all
direction and get spotted by bangla... felt afraid and run
off to the other side...
saw this guy who starts to dig his nose... then he starts to
use his fingers and make his pi sai more circular... you know
that kinda action... i wanted weiting to see... so i push her
to the corner and let her see... and it seems like i am forcing
her to the corner... so lesbian act... but it caught that digger's
attention... it seems like he knows we are spying at him... so
we hid at the other side... when he left... weiting said go sit...
i was like
CAI BU YAO...
you never know whether he put his pi sai under the seat...
*dun you people find this action familiar, nevermind i do*

then this auntie who was carrying satay sat near us...
she smiled to us... we were hearing mp3...
me: she got satay...
she: what?? WHAT satay???
she said it super loud cos you know when you are hearing
mp3... you cannot control your loudness... so everyone was
like looking... and what that auntie was leaving... i point to
the satay... then we laugh again... its like the satay was
there and she still say so loudly... somemore infront of the
auntie...

we reached and walk down the stais... something drama
drama happened... she kinda slipped and almost fall...
so she swinged her purse backwards... got people behind
i think... so i stopped... wanting to push her to the
railings... not knowing that we were blocking people's way
somemore got this uncle, bald... he used the ezlink card
and SCRATCH his bald head... wah lao... er xin...

the journey ends when i board the bus... TADA

-si jia sui force me to upload tt fucking song in her blog.. and force me to upload this fuckingood lyrics [fengsheng] -

~THANK YOU FS!

*to see the lyric... got to click tha grey thingy* - jiasui

LOL!!! i dunno wth this song is... hai man interesting de mah
you know in the end i sat the same bus after waiting for
20 minutes... thats like so pathetic... and the air con thingy
is still dripping... i sat there... i was drowning......

next time i am going to take 293... bleah!!